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Packers vs Bills Postgame

Mike McCarthy’s halftime speech has entered the pantheon of great speeches.  None of us know what was really said, except for the fact that Brady Poppinga said it was only PG-13.  McCarthy has joined the elite, and his speech is now alongside such greats as John “Bluto” Blutarsky.  The Packers followed one of the worst quarters in NFL history (7 plays, -4 yards) with a solid 3rd quarter (14 plays, 103 yards, 2 TDs).  It wasn’t over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor and the game Sunday wasn’t over at the half.  Thank goodness.

 KEYS TO THE GAME

1)Wow, do the Bills suck.  This is the first key, because the Packers did not play very well.  Fortunately, the Bills showed up to Sunday’s gunfight with a Fisher Price plastic butter knife.  At least they upped their yardage this week.  Maybe next week, they can hit 200 yds.  Just an FYI- I believe the NFL record for worst average in yards per game belongs to the 1933 Cincinnati Reds with 115 ypg.  They also scored 3.8 ppg that year.  Surprisingly, they went 3-6-1.  Something to shoot for Bills fans.

T.E. needs some TP. I think he just soiled himself

2) Our linebackers were amazing Sunday.  Matthews, Hawk and Barnett combined for 23 tackles, 4 TFLs and 3 sacks (the last two were all Matthews).  Throw in Chillar’s pick to open the 3rd quarter and you have complete domination.  Dom Capers must just giggle to himself.

3) Having a back-up tackle was definitely a key Sunday.  The Bills had no sacks this week.  Imagine last year at this time.  I’d have put the over-under at 15½ sacks.  Bulaga may never relinquish the left tackle spot. 

4) Perspective.  We learned nothing Sunday.  This is akin to the Badgers learning anything about themselves Saturday against Austin Peay.  We woodshedded a team we were supposed to woodshed.  I guarantee we’ll learn something Monday night.

Chillar was the spark McCarthy was looking for

PLAYER OF THE GAME

Props to AJ Hawk, but Clay Matthews wins this week.  3 sacks for the second week in a row.  He is the defensive Jermichael Finley.  There is no one-man answer to stop him.  It’s actually quite ridiculous if you think about it.  And how in the hell does he weigh 255 lbs?     

PLAY OF THE GAME

Dead for an entire quarter, Brandon Chillar’s pick ignited the Packers and pushed them out of the doldrums.  The offense took Chillar’s cue and scored on Driver’s catch to make it 20-7 Pack.  The Bills went from taking the lead to asking Trent Edwards to lead a comeback.  Ballgame.

 

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September 21, 2010 Posted by | Packers | , , , | Leave a comment